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  • Do things get awkward when one person gets vaccinated and starts going out again, but their partner isn't vaccinated? "Some families are experiencing the long-awaited arrival of vaccines with not elation or relief, but a fraught combination of confusion, jealousy or guilt."
  • Here is the coolest thing you'll see all day: Reindeer Cyclones, when a group of reindeer begin "stampeding in a circle making it impossible to target an individual."
  • The Times has some tips on how to navigate your personal risk assessment for going out and doing stuff after you get vaccinated.
  • Politico reports that the Capitol rioters are likely to get "little or no jail time."
  • George R.R. Martin has found a fun new way to avoid having to finish the A Song Of Ice & Fire series: he's turning Game Of Thrones into a Broadway production.
  • Lenox Hill Hospital has reportedly been charging customers more than $3,000 for routine COVID-19 tests.
  • This 16-year-old hates 432 Park Avenue more than you do.
  • Major Biden was reportedly involved in another nipping or biting incident at the White House.
  • The Daily News reports that two mortuary technicians from the NYC Medical Examiner’s Office allegedly "stole thousands of dollars from the dead," by using debit and credit cards to buy themselves personal items.
  • Here's what Passover is like at Amar’e Stoudemire's home in Brooklyn.
  • Watch the trailer for season five of Rick and Morty, which premieres in June.
  • And finally, do you slide on all your nights like this: