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  • The Kushner family is over in China trying to sell $500,000 visas to potential investors in their real estate projects. Nbd.
  • The Met officially put in their proposal to charge non-New Yorkers a mandatory admission fee.
  • Assembly member and mayoral candidate Nicole Malliotakis says her father wasn't an undocumented immigrant, but also isn't sure about the specific details of his immigrant story.
  • Liam Gallagher’s son, who’s named Lennon, wore a Blur t-shirt on the cover of a magazine, even though his dad is feuding with Damon Albarn because Albarn worked with Noel Gallagher on a song. Britpop!
  • It appears Donald Trump might not understand that white people are allowed to go to HBCUs.
  • It also appears the Mets forgot to ask someone to move a giant dildo out of a locker before taking a picture of T.J. Rivera celebrating getting named the player of the game.
  • It also appears teams are starting to circle the Knicks like vultures in pursuit of Latvia's large basketball-loving boy, Kristaps Porzingis. Surely the Knicks won't screw this up terribly.
  • The AV Club wants to correct the record: the Bud Light seen at the Capitol building the day of the vote on the American Health Care Act was not actually celebrate the vote.
  • And finally, here are the longest dingers of April 2017: