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  • These insane people are still planning cruise vacations despite the fact that they could end up getting trapped at sea with coronavirus quarantine.
  • Joe Biden got into a heated argument about gun rights with a worker during a tour of an auto plant under construction in Detroit, saying he was "full of shit."
  • Coronavirus has gone too far this time: Costco has banned free samples.
  • The Times argues that working from home sucks (mostly because of the social isolation), but I disagree, because how else am I going to rewatch 10 seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm and six+ seasons of The Sopranos without anyone interrupting me?
  • Harvey Weinstein's legal team told a judge that he'll die behind bars if he's sentenced to more than five years.
  • A Tampa strip club is offering face masks to customers to fight spread of coronavirus—and NYC-based strip clubs are also "making it rain hand sanitizer and monitoring strippers’ possible exposure to the deadly coronavirus."
  • Here's a good longread about the criminalization of American midwives.
  • What will happen to sites like Airbnb and Booking.com now that people are avoiding travel?
  • Here is a priceless tabloid photo of the head of the Port Authority, who is self-quarantining after getting coronavirus, in his jammies.
  • Stephen Malkmus breaks down every song on his wonderful new album Traditional Techniques.
  • And finally, this good game, I play it good: