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  • Kellyanne Conway warned Harry Reid to watch the language he uses to describe Donald Trump or he might get sued.
  • The Bataclan reopened on the anniversary of the attack on the venue, and maybe banned the Eagles of Death Metal.
  • A top de Blasio donor owes $200,000 in parking tickets. Silver lining: looks like the mayor isn't just fixing parking tickets for people.
  • Chipotle says their new burger joint is going well, no one's getting food poisoning or anything.
  • Nigel Farage's advice to Donald Trump was telling him not to grope Theresa May. Cool, cool.
  • Reince Priebus is Trump's chief of staff, but don't worry, Steve Bannon is staying on as Trump's chief strategist.
  • Gretchen Carlson wrote an op-ed about her experiences with sexual harassment, and ideas on what to do to fight it.
  • El-P is dropping the red Yankee cap because it's "become a trigger for stress and fear."
  • There's been an upswing in foreclosures in New York City.
  • Paul Ryan says Republicans aren't planning mass deportations, has apparently never listened to Donald Trump speak.
  • And finally, let's relax with some Noah Syndergaard highlights: