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- This woman breastfeeds her dogs, and there's nothing weird about that at all.
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- Carroll Gardens is FREAKING OUT about homeless shelter plans.
- The Economist ranks the various James Bonds by the only figures that matter: alcohol, conquests and kills.
- Oh dear god, the cuteness is unbearable: a 10-year-old boy with Down syndrome was kept warm overnight by puppies after getting lost in the woods.
- Sunnyside indeed: people in Queens are just more optimistic than the rest of us.
- And finally, adorable baby pygmy goat head-butts adorable puppies to say hello:
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