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- Um, meet the world champion of masturbation. His girlfriend seems very patient.
- A new Christmas song, “Woody Allen Jesus,” was too hot for TV.
- Chris Christie is leaving door open to be VP, if someone wants him.
- An eight-year-old girl who was swept away in the Indian Ocean tsunami seven years ago has been found alive.
- Now this is a story all about how/My life got flipped, turned upside/And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there/I'll tell you how I ended up reuniting with my former castmates from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
- Occupy Albany, one of the last remaining Occupy encampments, has been dispersed.
- Here's how you calm down a baby: UOK UOK UOK UOK.
- Gay community hilariously apologizes for ruining Minnesota State Senator’s marriage.
- Guess the maximum amount of time most people will wait for a table at a no-reservations restaurant.
- Here's a cute time lapse of Central Park.
- Sure they sent out joint holiday cards, but when are Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux getting married already?
- And finally, everything seems alright when there's video of a baby polar bear stretching in its sleep.
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