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  • Tiny Fey is willing to stand up for Jimmy Fallon's bad interview with Donald Trump.
  • This Trump surrogate wishing Hilary Clinton and Huma Abdein would die also made a tremendously muddled pop culture metaphor.
  • Ai WeiWei, at the Brooklyn Museum, would rather take selfies with people than answer tough questions. Wouldn't we all.
  • Someone uh, threw a dildo on the field during a Bills game today.
  • Chris Christie was so close to being a disastrous vice-presidential pick that Donald Trump's advisors had to concoct a scheme to keep it from happening.
  • The Kansas Republican Party is sending mailers suggesting that ISIS is moving in next door to people.
  • Here's a long explanation of what it is that makes David S. Pumpkins so funny.
  • You say Halloween used to be more about romance. I say what's not romantic about my sexy Harambe costume?
  • Using blackface to dress up as Bill Cosby for Halloween is not the best idea, and will get your frat suspended.
  • And finally, Halloween Eve is as good an occasion as any to determine if monster parties are fact or fiction: