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- Fran Drescher is anti-capitalist now.
- Dog squatting is the barkiest workout.
- John McCain tried to save face after people from either side of the aisle were alarmed by his nonsensical questions at this morning's Comey testimony.
- A few "Florida girls" are pissed that "Hipsters" stole La Croix from them: "Stop appropriating my Fort Lauderdale slut water!"
- Uber will pay a $98,000 fine for violating New York’s Lobbying Act.
- Two legal experts dissected Comey's testimony today for the Times.
- The State Assembly passed a bill prohibiting child marriage.
- A veteran of the New York City Office of Management and Budget explains how the MTA got so broke.
- Jerry Seinfeld said he and Kesha laughed about their hug incident afterwards, although he still refused to hug her.
- Court rules that Bo Dietl can’t run on a party ticket after he mistakenly registered for too many parties.
- Pitchfork analyzes the music (or lack thereof) on the new season of Twin Peaks.
- And finally, nobody loves watching TV as much as Heidi: