It's unclear exactly what caused the accident: the driver reportedly hit a guardrail in the northbound lane, but we can't rule out the possibility of sabotage by the guy with the "DANGER: Driver has huge testicles" bumper sticker. In related news, the "worst son in the whole world" might not be so bad after all, the King of Beers' empire is crumbling, and Junior's "Most Fabulous" Cheescake was revealed to be kind of overrated.
Earth's Only Knowledgeable Driver Collides With Irony On FDR
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