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  • A woman has accused a Hamptons couple of keeping her as a slave.
  • Kris Humphries parties with models, and why not? Man just signed a $24 million, two-year contract.
  • Oh! First female U.S. astronaut Sally Ride, who died yesterday, was gay.
  • Was alleged Colorado killer James Holmes faking the sleepy thing in court?
  • My goodness, Mariah Carey is going to make bank on American Idol!
  • So what's the story on those weird honeycomb lights at the still-not-opened Uptown 6 transfer at Bleecker?
  • A brief history of sliced bread. More fun than you'd think!
  • What in the world is going on with the Jackson family right now?
  • John Cleese, awesome even in ads.
  • And finally, for your mid-day Tuesday lift, look no further than this little pup: