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- Louis C.K. loves talking about dicks.
- If you have gas, it means you're doing something right: "A healthy individual can have up to 18 flatulences per day and be perfectly normal."
- What do people really mean when they say you "drink like a woman?"
- Frank Ocean will be performing at the Met Gala.
- The Onion is launching a spin-off site, Clickhole.com, to further skewer sites like Buzzfeed and Upworthy: "Every post is engineered to be as shareable as possible, so it spreads like a deadly wildfire on social media."
- An adult named Donald Popadick was arrested for repeatedly popping out his you-know-what in a park.
- Fox News apparently doesn't want Shepard Smith to come out of the closet.
- Stephen Colbert is not impressed with this all-humanoid cast for Star Wars.
- Is the plan to keep Long Island College Hospital open just “fantasyland”?
- Learn the internet history of the phrase "me IRL."
- Martha Stewart and artist Ai Weiwei attempted to take a selfie, emphasis on attempted.
- And finally, this corgi has a real thing for Beatles accents:
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