Early Addition: We Landed A Probe On A Comet, NBD

Published November 12, 2014

Modified November 12, 2014

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We landed a space probe on a comet, but that's not as cool as the rad shirt the lead scientist chose to wear today.
JetBlue and comedian Michael Ian Black are, uh, engaging in a discourse on Twitter.
Just in case you haven't clicked on enough empty meaningless late-capitalist pabulum today, here is Kim Kardashian on the cover of Paper magazine.
Bubby's is serving a Pumpkin Pie milkshake, and here's video to prove it.
A NJ cook accused of spitting in a customer's food has been released from jail.
A trio of armed car thieves tied up employees at a Lower Manhattan parking garage and drove off in luxury vehicles.
Poor Alex from Target.
Two people got mad and shoved each other on the subway: SEE IT.
Cops searching a Queens home found (deep breath): a Mossberg 88 Shotgun with 9 rounds, a .22 Caliber Rifle, two BB Guns, three swords, three switchblade knives, a digital scale with crack cocaine residue, and a "twist" of marijuana. SEE IT.
An adorable baby fox got its head stuck in a can. SEE IT: