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- Trump's team is frustrated with him because he is a big baby who refuses to prep for debates.
- Drunk Fallon was spotted dancing to '90s music at Manitoba’s 'til 3a.m. on Monday.
- Eric Trump said today that it took "courage" for his father to not bring up Monica Lewinsky during the debate, because everyone has gone insane.
- What does Facebook know about you?
- Just over half of Clinton voters say white people have too much influence over the country, while only eight percent of Trump voters agree.
- Trump doesn't know how to laugh, which is one of many reasons why it is so satisfying laughing at him.
- Headline twist of the day: "Spider bites Australian man on penis again."
- South Park loves pissing off scientologists.
- Gov. Christie allegedly laughed when told about the George Washington Bridge lane closures on 9/11, according to his former aide.
- Some Red Hook residents are sick of Citi Bike and access to stupid convenient bikes.
- After reading this, you will never view the movie Big the same again.
- David Ortiz wrote a lovely farewell note to New Yorkers.
- And finally, these donkeys have their minds blown by seeing green grass for the first time:

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