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- A koala survived 50 miles clinging to a car's grill only to be diagnosed with chlamydia.
- A man was crushed by his own van after forgetting to put it in park at a Queens gas station.
- Did you think cows were innocent, docile creatures? THINK AGAIN!
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- Important: How to cut a bagel into two interlocking rings.
- Even DMX screams on amusement park rides.
- Craft rye whiskey is a lie we tell ourselves to sleep at night.
- Martha Stewart does not feel threatened by Blake Lively's new lifestyle site.
- And finally... just watch:
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