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  • The game's up liberal dweebs, Donald Trump aced the kindergarten memory test, and he got extra points, and it wasn't an easy question, Trump/Cognitive 2020.
  • A man on Long Island tried to fake his death—and he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn't misspelled "Regsitry" on his forged death certificate.
  • Bill & Ted Face the Music will debut simultaneously on premium VOD and in any cinemas willing to play it on September 1st.
  • The most relatable headline of the day: "Was E-Mail A Mistake?"
  • The Tenement Museum on the Lower East Side has laid off 76 people, including its entire staff of part-time educators.
  • Politico takes a closer look at Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, his wife and the couple's questionable actions: "In a vast Cabinet department with extensive resources, tightly bound by protocol and with close oversight, Mike and Susan Pompeo have imported a model more familiar to smaller, less scrutinized congressional offices on Capitol Hill: a blurry line between the appointed secretary and unappointed spouse, and among official, political and personal agendas."
  • Dr. Anthony Fauci doesn't necessarily think COVID-19 is going to disappear the way SARS 1 did.
  • The NY Times announced that it will be acquiring Serial Productions (though This American Life will remain independent).
  • Thrillist counted down the 50 best movie soundtracks of all time.
  • Bloomberg writer: maybe I did not, in fact, need to credit Governor Ron DeSantis for Florida's non-response to the coronavirus.
  • What's been going on inside the NBA bubble in Orlando?
  • Taylor Swift is surprise releasing a new album tonight, folklore, which includes 11 songs which were cowritten and coproduced by The National's Aaron Dessner.
  • And finally, one of these dogs is a boss, and it isn't the bigger one: