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- Sarah Palin is sick and tired of President Obama's "shuck and jive shtick with these Benghazi lies."
- Will Arnett very unsubtly implied that Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter will be showing up for the new Arrested Development episodes.
- If you saw a little boy in a princess costume for Halloween, would you tell him he shouldn't be wearing it?
- Jason Segal and Michelle Williams have moved into a new Brooklyn pad together.
- A thrash metal band drummer (who wears "evil clown" makeup) has been accused of making child pornography.
- That earnest white lady who wears afros for "enlightenment" still doesn't get it—but she did provide the material for this amazing sentence: "She held an informal Afro summit at Pinkberry after yoga class."
- A dead body was found in a lot on East 7th Street.
- How much do you think virginity is worth? An Australian filmmaker has paid two virgins to allow him to auction off their private parts to answer that question.
- Take a break from work and enjoy some videos of The New Pornographers' AC Newman and Neko Case performing gorgeous renditions of some new Newman songs.
- The truth about Mitt Romney's spray tan fetish is finally out: "It's not like Mitt Romney can go chill out on a beach right now; he needs a quick fix."
- And finally, the greatest compilation of guilty dogs ever:

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