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- A sex toy sculpture by artist Paul McCarthy has gotten Paris all hot and bothered.
- Nobody wants to go on a boring date.
- Ridley Scott is making Ebola: The TV Show.
- A ginormous sleepy walrus was found resting on a Russian submarine.
- Successful people poop like this, unsuccessful people poop like that.
- Utah has taken the first steps toward freeing themselves from the tyranny of Daylight Saving Time.
- Dog owners claim that an encampment of homeless people have been threatening them in Fort Greene Park.
- Rat mites: are they already eating you from the inside?
- An obnoxious Park Slope driver is pissing off all his neighbors with his muscle car cone-ing.
- An Italian couple who did it in the ocean found they couldn't disconnect their bits from one another.
- And finally, I have no problem admitting I'm a huge softy who teared up for a moment at this sad bulldog and his furniture-assembling parents, because there is something unfathomably sweet, fleeting and resigned about the unquestioning love humans give to their pets even as they find themselves unable to connect with or offer the same care to other human beings:
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