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- Longtime Voice editor Tony Ortega is leaving to pursue his dream of being hounded 24/7 by Scientologists.
- The rats have taken over Park Slope now.
- Eva Longoria confirms she's dating Mark Sanchez.
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- USA Today graphic artist is very proud of their cool balls: "I believe our balls are symbols of who we are and where we’re headed."
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- After eight hours, Apple has stopped taking pre-orders for the iPhone 5.
- And finally, here is the ultimate battle between a puppy and a watermelon:
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