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- Trump now says he plans to declare the opioid epidemic a national emergency.
- Check out the first trailer for Armando Iannucci's new film, The Death Of Stalin.
- Goat yoga is the only kind of yoga I want to participate in now.
- The New Republic explains why parenting is not a "job" and marriage is not "work."
- A perfectly preserved 100-year-old Antarctic fruitcake has been found in "excellent condition."
- A Breitbart editor has a (you guessed it) conspiracy theory about the Jennifer Lawrence Vogue cover.
- According to a lawsuit, the antics of a New Jersey debt relief company would make the guys from Wolf Of Wall Street blush.
- A Georgia official is calling for a full criminal investigation of R Kelly.
- Trump is playing a very scary game of chicken with North Korea right now, even though officials continue to insist it's all empty rhetoric.
- And finally, a rescue pig is best friends with a wild squirrel: