Early Addition: Nihilistic Trump Haters Vow To Vote Trump

by Ben Yakas

Published September 2, 2015

Modified September 2, 2015

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Meet the people who plan on voting for Donald Trump as a form of protest against the whole screwed up election system.
In other important presidential election news, Trump probably cheats at golf.
Sad friendless Millennials turn to apps to find new pals to spend time with.
A North Carolina rape and shooting suspect was arrested after he fled to NY.
Since you weren't there, catch up with a report from the annual Berlin pug race.
The NY Times caught up with Stephen Colbert as he finalizes everything for the debut of Late Show.
Are you depressed? Is it because of The Internet? It's probably because of The Internet.
This person left their phone on top of their car—what happened next will shock you.
A WABC reporter filing a gender discrimination lawsuit against the company says she was "fired for telling the truth."
Trevor Noah promises nothing is going to change with the new Daily Show, bruh.
And finally, hands up, baby hands up, give me your heart, gimme gimme, your heart, gimme gimme: