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  • Anybody know if anything historic happened for the third time ever to a current sitting U.S. president last night?
  • Trump of course held a rally to distract himself while this was going on, and it sounded like a wholesome time for the whole family: "He seemed embittered, mocking the physical appearance of his rivals, attacking the news media, calling a female protester a 'slob' and a 'disgusting person,' and suggesting that John D. Dingell Jr., a Democratic congressman from Michigan who died in February after serving 59 years in the House, had gone to hell." He also ranted about, uh, the lack of water in showers.
  • NY Magazine has compiled a list of 34 of the "funniest, strangest, stupidest, most genius, and most unforgettable posts of the 2010s."
  • The NY Times has spent months reporting on how we are all tracked through apps on our phones—here are there results.
  • The Cats movie sounds hilariously bad: "There is a thin line between idiocy and genius, and Cats pukes a hairball on it and rubs its ass all over it."
  • Elizabeth Warren is on the front cover of Rolling Stone talking about her Republican brothers, working with Obama, battling Joe Biden, and why she thinks she can beat Trump.
  • A measure in the National Defense Authorization Act meant to keep white nationalists out of the U.S. military no longer mentions “white nationalists” after the Senate quietly altered the text. 
  • Two people were stabbed on the subway in separate incidents this morning.
  • Donald Glover is apparently a member of the Yang Gang.
  • JK Rowling came out as a TERF while defending a woman who was fried for transphobic tweets.
  • Check out the trailer for Leslie Jones' Netflix stand-up special, which was directed by DB Weiss & David Benioff.
  • And finally, they were caught red-handed: