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- Forget Thong Guy—the NY Times has tracked down their own Thong Lady.
- Woman tells would-be robber he “didn’t have the balls to shoot her,” and is proven correct.
- Bill de Blasio was among those arrested this morning while protesting the potential closure of two Brooklyn hospitals.
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- 200 thongs and 20 garter belts were stolen from a SoHo Victoria's Secret.
- And finally, there's a damn good reason why this dog is named Jumpy:
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