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- A 63-year-old man claims someone stole his iPhone when he sneezed on the 1 train.
- The Times says The Pines is all grown up.
- Sydney Leathers finally made a real porn about her and Weiner.
- Dr. Phil tweeted, "if a girl is drunk, is it okay to have sex with her? Reply yes or no", and he's surprised that people were upset about that.
- Louis CK gets strange voicemails from Andrew Dice Clay.
- A disgruntled former intern is suing P Diddy over backpay.
- Jon Stewart is now the highest paid late night TV host.
- An Australian student newspaper has been censored for featuring a lot of vulvae on their cover.
- Here are some hilarious Obama dog conspiracy theories.
- A subway perv was arrested at Union Square, and he allegedly told cops, "I was trying to record underneath the girl’s skirt."
- And finally, this cat is a total asshole to this dog:
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