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- An armored car guard was robbed on Inwood.
- A Long Island man was saved from committing suicide at Niagara Falls.
- Kim Kardashian discovers racism, takes bold stance against it.
- In other Kardashian news, Hamptons residents don't want them moving there.
- Here's some proof that local news is filled with insane people.
- A FLORIDA judge will not allow a FLORIDA man to marry his porn-filled computer, despite the fact that all parties involved live in FLORIDA.
- Learn the history behind the phrase "blah blah blah."
- Have you ever looked at the Oculus and thought, "Yeah, I could totally picture myself flapping my arms like a bird while wearing that thing!"
- Playing with nail guns on TV seems pretty stupid.
- Sen. Daniel Squadron dropped Kanye West and Bruce Springsteen lyrics on the Senate floor.
- Robert Plant really, really, really isn't interested in a Led Zeppelin tour.
- And finally, the only thing as good as a tiny hamster eating a tiny burrito is a tiny hamster eating a tiny pizza:
Published May 8, 2014
Modified May 8, 2014
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