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- Jon Stewart has some important words for Megyn Kelly about her white Santa obsession.
- The xx will play 25 concerts in just 11 nights at the Park Avenue Armory next year.
- A former Wall Street Journal reporter wants to bridge the gap between writer and subject by becoming a "reportrepreneur"—"someone who not only wants to cover the tech world, but to emulate it."
- Doctors examined the Bond movies, and concluded that he's an "impotent drunk."
- Area journalist has 'epiphany,' realizes that some girls dress like Han Solo.
- An 86-year-old man who won a date with two prostitutes via the Howard Stern Show choked on a steak and died literally just before consummating the deal.
- Here are some tricks to get people to like you, since clearly you need all the help you can get.
- Sigh: the NYC Board Of Elections messed up a Chinese translation on the ballot.
- Two men prove that you're never too old to love Santa, even if you maybe shouldn't sit on his lap anymore.
- Watch a terrible cover of "We Can't Stop" by Israeli settlers called..."Jews Can't Stop."
- And finally, here's a bobcat who love to cuddle:

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