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- A man who identified himself as a "High Elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth" was arrested after taking LSD and attacking a woman's car.
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- Good news for Amazon Prime users: starting today, you'll be able to stream classic HBO shows in their entirety, including The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Wire, Rome, Big Love, Deadwood, Eastbound & Down, and Enlightened.
- And finally, Quincy sure is excited for his roadtrip:
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