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- Go ahead and challenge this robot to rocks/paper/scissors—you won't like the outcome.
- Idiots believe that "Friends" danced in a fountain at Central Park.
- Father William O’Malley—who was in The Exorcist—has been axed from Fordham Prep due to his "confrontational style."
- Jealous Swedish professor cut off and ate his wife's lip to punish her for asking for a divorce.
- Oh great, now there's a dolphin with a taste for humans.
- Some kids at Christian schools are told that the Loch Ness Monster is real.
- So basically, Buzzfeed takes everything they do from Reddit.
- Here's your gratuitous Kate Upton semi-naked video of the day. Go ahead and treat yourself!
- Idiot caught having sex with minor in courthouse bathroom.
- Chuck Norris doesn't believe in coincidences, thinks Obama is involved in some sort of pro-gay Boy Scout conspiracy.
- And finally, mama lion gets a rest after giving birth to four rare white lion cubs:
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