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- Paris Hilton thinks that gay guys are, like, so horny, and, OMG, "disgusting," LOL.
- NYPD response time now a slow 9 minutes.
- World War II vet sues neighbor for demolishing staircase, trapping him in apartment.
- Keith Hernandez is shaving off his mustache!
- A self-described "child prostitute" has connected Jerry Sandusky to a Poly Prep sex abuse scandal, and by extension, an alleged pedophile ring.
- Marcel The Shell star Jenny Slate is writing the Looney Toons reboot.
- Here's a list of all 32 NFL quarterbacks and their muppet dopplegangers. Guess which one Eli is.
- Round 2! Just in time for the iPhone 5, Samsung says it is going to sue Apple over a bunch of purported patent infringements.
- NY sports fans may occasionally toss a battery or two, but at least they aren't tossing grenades onto the field.
- The co-creator of Reno 911! is directing a Baywatch movie. In related news, someone is making a Baywatch movie.
- And finally, a pig rescues a goat from drowning!!
Published Sep 20, 2012
Modified Sep 20, 2012
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