Of course the guy who blows the red light in Staten Island and then flees the police (by going the wrong way down a one-way street) is the guy with heroin stuck up his butt!

According to the Staten Island Advance, "Police succeeded in stopping [Michael Elazhr], and that’s when the search turned up the drugs, according to police. 'The drugs are on me,' he told police, according to court papers." Still, the 45 decks of heroin they found are child's play next to the 250 that one NJ man managed to hide in his rear.

Elazhr, 19, was charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance, reckless driving and reckless endangerment. Hilariously, the Google Street View at this intersection shows an NYPD van.