Last night, Donald Trump held fundraiser to help pay off hype man Chris Christie's campaign debts. And in true submissive fashion, Christie said, "We never ever make a mistake by standing with your friend. And Donald Trump is my friend." Well, as Dirk Calloway said, "With friends like you, who needs friends?"
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— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) May 20, 2016
During the event in Lawrenceville, NJ, Trump mocked Christie's weight, telling him, "I’m not eating Oreos anymore, you know that — but neither is Chris. You’re not eating Oreos anymore. No more Oreos. For either of us, Chris. Don’t feel bad."
Yes, this is Trump's way to referencing how he's boycotting Nabisco because they are moving jobs from Chicago to Mexico (though, as FactCheck points out, there will just be a smaller operation in Chicago and "there will still be three plants in the U.S. making Oreos."). But when you talk about food and Christie, people aren't going to pay attention to the grandstanding about jobs part:
Christie lap-band surgery (?) joke from Trump: "I'm not eating Oreos anymore you know. Neither is Chris!"
— Matt Katz (@mattkatz00) May 19, 2016
Trump told Christie to stop eating Oreos. Pinch me
— Jackie Hoffman (@JackieHoffman16) May 20, 2016
I almost died at the Trump/Christie fundraiser when Trump told Christie he wasn't allowed to eat anymore Oreos!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭
— JOEY MANNARINO (@Realjmannarino) May 20, 2016
Trump just nixed Chris Christie from eating Oreos... That sound you hear is Christie whimpering as he mentally goes into the fetal position
— Bianca LaVictoria (@BiancaLaVic) May 20, 2016
I can believe Trump isn't eating oreos but you tell me Christie isn't and I laugh hysterically. https://t.co/Bnk3xPr3Kv
— Bill O'Keefe (@DefendWallSt) May 19, 2016
Can someone fact check if Chris Christie eats Oreos.
— jeff (@smileatbrooklyn) May 19, 2016
Trump: "We're like a bully that gets punched in the face... It's a terrible thing unless you're doing the punching." https://t.co/zQidt9e1Nx
— Arif Kabir (@ArifAKabir) May 20, 2016
Also, what's up with Trump's thumb?
C'mon, admit it—that's a stubby thumb. (Getty Images)