Last night, Donald Trump held fundraiser to help pay off hype man Chris Christie's campaign debts. And in true submissive fashion, Christie said, "We never ever make a mistake by standing with your friend. And Donald Trump is my friend." Well, as Dirk Calloway said, "With friends like you, who needs friends?"

During the event in Lawrenceville, NJ, Trump mocked Christie's weight, telling him, "I’m not eating Oreos anymore, you know that — but neither is Chris. You’re not eating Oreos anymore. No more Oreos. For either of us, Chris. Don’t feel bad."

Yes, this is Trump's way to referencing how he's boycotting Nabisco because they are moving jobs from Chicago to Mexico (though, as FactCheck points out, there will just be a smaller operation in Chicago and "there will still be three plants in the U.S. making Oreos."). But when you talk about food and Christie, people aren't going to pay attention to the grandstanding about jobs part:

Also, what's up with Trump's thumb?

C'mon, admit it—that's a stubby thumb. (Getty Images)