Denmark's Prime Minister Lars Løkke Rasmussen just wanted to go for a simple bike ride in Central Park after "three days of talks in air-conditioned rooms" about climate change, but it turned into such a production. His entourage was swollen with press, two bodyguards, two Secret Service agents, and two "undercover" NYPD cops on bikes. The 7:15 a.m. ride, which kept getting lost, was also tailed by two limos and an NYPD vehicle. Needless to say, it's not the kind of thing you want to deal with on your morning jog, and one runner yelled at the entourage, "This isn’t a bike lane!" To which the cycling cops explained, "We're the police!" And they only use bike lanes for parking. [Daily Intel]