Clark jumps and jacks for vote; Photo: Reuters

Apparently, General Wesley Clark did not do enough jumping jacks for votes in New Hampshire. John Kerry's double digit win over Howard Dean in Dean's neck of the woods spells some doom for Dean. John Edwards is excited, but at this point, Gothamist will just wait to see what happens after the convention, weigh our options, and probably vote third party again.

Check out Aaron's fantasy of having the Democratic National Convention here in NY involves handcuffs.