It's February 1st, which means we're only two weeks away from Valentine's Day—the perfect day of the year to Facebook stalk former flames, or just load up on carbs and reflect on all the horrible dating choices you've made in your life. After reading some particularly inspiring V-Day publicity press releases, we started thinking about the unfortunate things that have befallen us on Valentine's Days past. So let's share in the misery together: if you have a terrible Valentine's Day story, send it to before Feb. 10, and we'll pool all our miserable experiences into a collage of misunderstandings, awkwardness and rejection. Because Cupid Valentino was wrong when he said everyday is the 14th—love truly does hurt that much more on holidays carefully constructed by greeting card companies.