Without Jon Stewart to help us release our bile from time to time this ulcer would have killed us long before Bush's second term. And last night Dr. Stew Beef came to our aid again, with a gratifying evisceration of all the warmongers who helped drag America into the catastrophe of Iraq. Despite their legacy of carnage and atrocity, they're getting the old band back together again for one more hell-raising tour. And Stewart has front row tickets:

"See what happened?" Stewart asks in regards to Senatory Lindsey Graham's warning about the "seeds of 9/11s" growing throughout the region. "They done swapped out Democracy seeds for the seeds of 9/11! You know, I'm not even sure why Burpee sells those 9/11 seeds. Why would they do that?"

And then there's Iran, i.e. Satan: