The Times has a new profile of Andrew Cuomo today, in which they harshly take him to task for his historical indecisiveness on gay marriage and his ties to special interests. Oh wait, it's actually about his car collection. Vroom! Could this be the Times' subtle way of confirming that Cuomo's sexual prowess is, indeed, legendary? All we know is, Cuomo really loves playing with his cars, whether he's using his "Jedi level" skills to tinker with the engines, or his 1968 Pontiac GTO convertible to romance Sandra Lee. Maybe Cuomo can get the NJ king of the turnpike ode, Bruce Springsteen, to play his inauguration.