A Connecticut man was arrested this week under suspicion that he sexually assaulted a horse. Marian Wegiel, 63, was caught in a corral with three horses in Shelton, Ct. Monday. The complainant reported that Wegiel appeared to be touching the female horse in a sexual manner, and the horse appeared to be in pain. Wegiel told police that he was comforting the horses that were scared by a loud noise, but "stated that he may have inadvertently put his fingers inside one of the horses."

Wegiel was arrested and charged with cruelty to animals, fourth-degree sexual assault, third-degree criminal trespass and second-degree breach of peace. If it is true, Wegiel may be interested in subscribing to Carl Paladino's email forwarding list.