This short week has managed to crawl by at the speed of a three-toed sloth while lacking any of said sloth's adorableness. And yet, here we are at Thursday, and soon it will be Friday, which means freedom and a daylong marathon of Party Down if you live in my apartment. Of course, the weekend also means weekend subway work, which, naturally, lends itself to lots of confusing service changes. Remember that nothing good ever comes from leaving your home.

Here's what's on tap this week.

3 trains will not run in either direction between Crown Hts-Utica Av and New Lots Av from 11:30 p.m. on Friday to 5 a.m. on Monday.

4 trains will not run in either direction between New Lots Av/Crown Hts-Utica Av and Bowling Green, starting at 11:45 p.m. on Friday and ending at 5 a.m. on Monday.

5 trains will not run in either direction between E 180 St and 149 St-Grand Concourse from 7:45 a.m. to 10 a.m. on Sunday.

34 St-Hudson Yards bound 7 trains will run express from Mets-Willets Point to Queensboro Plaza with a stop at 74 St; this change is in effect from 3:45 a.m. Saturday to 10 p.m. Sunday.

There will be no A train service between 168 St and Inwood-207 St in either direction, starting at 11:30 p.m. Friday and ending at 5 a.m. Monday. From 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday, all trains will reroute along the F line from W 4 St-Wash Sq to Jay St-MetroTech; downtown trains will make express stops from 145 St to 59 St-Columbus Circle during that time period. From 12:01 a.m. Saturday to 5 a.m. Monday, all trains will run local between 168 St and 145 St, as well as between 59 St-Columbus Circle and W 4 St-Wash Sq.

C trains will not run between 145 St and 168 St in either direction from 6:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. Downtown trains will run express from 145 St to 59 St-Columbus Circle during that period, and all trains will reroute along the F line from W 4 St-Wash Sq to Jay St-MetroTech.

Coney Island-Stillwell Av bound D trains wil reroute along the N line from 36 St to Coney Island-Stillwell Av, starting at 11:45 p.m. on Friday and ending at 10 p.m. on Sunday. Manhattan-bound D trains will run express from 36 St to Atlantic Av-Barclays Ctr from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 6:30 a.m. Sunday, and again from 11:45 p.m. Sunday to 5 a.m. Monday.

All E trains will reroute along the F line from 21 St-Queensbridge to W 4 St-Wash Sq from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday. Trains will run local in Queens from 12:01 Saturday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Coney Island-Stillwell Av bound F trains run express from Church Av to Jay St-MetroTech from 11:15 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday. F trains run local in Queens starting at 12:01 a.m. Saturday and ending at 5 a.m. Monday.

The G train will not run in either direction between Church Av and Hoyt-Schermerhorn St from 11:15 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

L trains will operate in two sections from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. on Saturday. First, trains will run between 8 Av and Broadway Junction; they will run between Broadway Junction and Rockaway Pkwy every 24 minutes.

Manhattan-bound N trains will run express from 59 St to Atlantic Av-Barclays Ctr from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 6:30 a.m. Sunday, and again from 11:45 p.m. Sunday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Manhattan-bound R trains will run express from 59 St to Atlantic Av-Barclays Ctr from 6:30 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. R trains will not run between 59 St and 36 St in either direction; that change is in effect from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 6:30 a.m. Sunday, and again from 11:45 p.m. Sunday to 5 a.m. Monday.