Photo by John Byron Kuhner

As the Department of Environmental Conservation prepares a questionnaire that will determine the fate of the Staten Island wild turkeys, locals have been speaking out... and now City Councilman James Oddo is lambasting the idea. According to the Daily News, he says, "A turkey attitude survey is beyond a farce. Is this 'Turkey Survivor'? Are we going to vote these turkeys off the island?" Or are we going to vote these turkeys into our bellies? (Here's a recipe, just in case.) You decide... and we'll keep an eye on the IP addresses to make sure our turkey overlords aren't rigging the results.