Connecticut Governor Dan Malloy is not messing around: he just went ahead and banned highway travel across his state because of the impending blizzard. Starting at 9 p.m. tonight, everybody in Connecticut is grounded. You better pop on over to the package store to pick up that last sixer of Sam Adams before the Nor'easter freezes everyone in place. And you can just forget about driving over to Hartford with your buddies for Monday Night Raw.

Reached for comment, Nutmeg State native Nell Casey tells us, "Connecticut thrives under a lockdown; we're made of hearty New England stock. And we only got those Blue Laws overturned three years ago, so we're used to living under The Man's iron fist." Where is there to go in Connecticut anyway?

Oh well, at least nobody's trying to get home for the holidays.