Is the star of this video a performance artist protesting the absurdity of our slavish devotion to the Metrocard, a simulacrum of endless debt and sacred NYC tool that has recently sold out to Dr. Zizmor and The Gap? Or is he just an inebriated "gentleman" who prefers to play Madlibs with subway tweets such as, "Save fun and have local at great Metrocard attractions that are just a Money swipe away"? We may never know.