Harvard recently cried "hate crime" when they found numerous LGBT studies books doused in urine in their library, but it turns out that it was (probably) just an accident! A janitor knocked over a bottle, which happened to be filled with urine, as he was cleaning and it spilled onto the books. Apparently peeing in bottles is popular over at Princeton, too. So now the question is how the hell are you studying so hard that you can't take advantage of the wonders of indoor plumbing? We know Addreall is probably making your Organic Chemistry worksheet utterly fascinating, but don't give them any excuse to start making Pee Pee Bottles for adults.