According to blogger David Xia, a friend of his grabbed this absolutely ridiculous card from the Citibank HR offices after interviewing there. People have been passing it around the classroom internet today, with a mixture of rage, laughter and disbelief. Because of some of the spelling errors, some think it may be a hoax, although the book it is cited from, and its author Dr. Lois P. Frankel, are very real (also: Frankel is Einhorn!).

If it is true, then it lends more credence to the claims of sexy banker Debrahlee Lorenzana, who said she was fired from Citigroup for being too sexy. Although maybe next time, instead of complaining about being fired, she'll follow rule #6, and move directly into problem-solving mode.