Change & Suffering Will Humble The 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, A, C, D, E, F, L, R & S Lines This Weekend

HEY IT'S FRIDAY WE'RE NEARLY FREE, WHERE ARE THE BEERS, WHERE ARE THE SHOTS? Yes, though you may be suffering through a post-debate hangover, you must still take shots today, for you will need a gruesome amount of alcohol to deaden the feeling of dread brought on by the eternal wonky weekend subway work. RIP 7 train, you were beautiful once, in a child's dream.

Here's what's on tap this week:

1 trains will not run in either direction between 14 St and South Ferry from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday. Trains will skip 18 St, 23 St and 28 St in both directions during this period.

Flatbush Av-Brooklyn College-bound 2 trains will skip Jackson Av from 4:45 a.m. to 10 p.m. on Sunday. All 2 trains will run local between Chambers St and 34 St-Penn Station from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

3 trains will replace the 4 train in Brooklyn from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday by operating to and from New Lots Av. All 3 trains will run local between Chambers St and 34 St-Penn Station from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

4 trains will not run in either direction between New Lots Av/Crown Hts-Utica Av and Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

5 trains will not run at all from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

7 trains will not run in either direction between Times Sq-42 St and 74 St-Broadway from 12:01 a.m. Saturday to 4:30 a.m. Monday. Trains will run between Flushing-Main St and 74 St-Broadway, and between Times Sq-42 St and 34 St-Hudson Yards, every 15 to 20 minutes during this period.

All A trains will run along the F line between W 4 St-Wash Sq and Jay St-MetroTech from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday. Trains will run local between W 4 St-Wash Sq and 59 St-Columbus Circle in both directions starting at 12:01 a.m. Saturday and ending at 5 a.m. Monday. Manhattan-bound trains will run local between 125 St and 168 St from 12:01 a.m. Saturday to 5 a.m. Monday.

C trains will not run in either direction between 145 St and 168 St from 6:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. Trains will reroute along the F line in both directions from W 4 St-Wash Sq to Jay St-MetroTech during that period.

Norwood-205 St bound D trains will skip Bay 50 St and 25 Av from 5:45 p.m. to 6 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. All D trains will stop at 135 St from 12:01 Saturday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Jamaica Center-Parsons Archer bound E trains run express from Queens Plaza to 71 Av from 12:15 a.m. Saturday to 7 a.m. Sunday, and again from 12:15 a.m. to 5 a.m. Monday. All E trains will skip 23 St and Spring St from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday. Additional E trains will ferry between Manhattan and Queens from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. on Saturday and from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. on Sunday. Some Queens-bound E trains will reroute to the 179 St F station.

F trains will not run in either direction between Coney Island-Stillwell Av and Church Av from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 4:30 a.m. Monday.

L trains will not run in either direction between Canarsie-Rockaway Pkwy and Myrtle-Wyckoff Avs from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Forrest Hills-71 Av bound R trains will run express from 6 a.m. to 7 a.m. on Saturday and Sunday.

The 42 St S struggle will operate overnight from 12:01 a.m. Saturday to 6 a.m. Monday.