Chinatown buses are a cheap, easy way to get around the Northeast corridor, but man are they BORING. After the third replay of Ke$ha's new single we're searching for things to do. Yesterday, a Brooklyn man who decided to take matters into his own hand was arrested for masturbating on a Chinatown bus from Philly. "He was staring back at me the whole time," passenger Illiana Martinez tells the Post. "He wanted me to see him. He gave me a dirty look, like: 'Look what I'm doing on the bus.' " Yes but are you not entertained?
Martinez called the police and the man, 39-year-old Genrong Zhang, was arrested after the bus driver pulled over and locked the doors. Zhang pretended to be sleeping when the cops came aboard the bus, but everyone knows the old "Sleepytime after public masturbation" trick. "He's a jerk-off," Martinez says. "He deserves that name." After being released from central booking, Zhang presumably headed to the nearest Starbucks.
