Dude, the past few months have been a total friggin' nightmare! First Bloomberg's nanny patrol cracked down on all the clubs with the best bottle service and hottest Latvians, just because we were smoking some Marlboro Reds. Then the city straight up shut down M2 Ultralounge, which was the ultrabomb, because you could buy loose cigarettes in the bathroom and E from whoeva. And we were like Nooooo! We have not been able to party there since April, but finally, at last, the Health Nazis are letting M2 Ultralounge reopen after collecting a $7,500 fine and making M2 promise to enforce the Fascist indoor smoking laws. But whatever, STILL WE RAGE! We gotta FEELING! That tonight's gonna be a good night, that tonight's gonna be a good night...