This isn't the first time that Brooklyn Paper Editor Gersh Kuntzman has gone too far in his web videos. He has already posed nude and documented himself using the bathroom, but it's safe to say that nothing he — or any semi-reputable journalist — has ever done will make you feel as uncomfortable as this PG-but-very-suggestive video.

While taking a look at Brooklyn's most expensive apartment, a three-story, $25-million penthouse in DUMBO's Clocktower Building, Kuntzman (full disclosure: my former employer) creates a literal piece of real estate porn in which he violates the residence in many ways. Expect nudity, moaning, and a truly creepy moment when he appears to lick the washing machine.


How much money do you think he knocked off the $25 million asking price?