Ah, young love. Anthony Etienne, 17, decided the only thing that would impress his girlfriend was money. But instead of getting a job, he resorted to stealing a teenage girl's Nintendo DS out of her hands as she walked down the street in New Dorp. He wrote in a statement to police, "I did not have no money to impress her, so if I thought that if I take this lil girl’s DS, I can make some money. I tapped her shoulder. I said, ‘Give it.’ She said, ‘No.’ I said, ‘It mine,’ and forst [sic] it from her." He faces third-degree robbery charges, but now his girlfriend will think he's a total badass, right?