It's been a month filled with accidents and changes for Mayor Bloomberg's daughter, but all those growing pains mean that now she can finally fulfill her destiny and become a living, breathing Billy Joel song. The equestrian-loving Georgina, who was injured in a jumping competition earlier this month, is relocating from NoLita to an apartment on Central Park West on the Upper West Side, trading in one trendy, yuppie neighborhood for a slightly less trendy, equally yuppie neighborhood. But on the plus side, she'll have a functional, non-mythical Shake Shack close by! This is good news for single guys who aren't Olympic speed-skating gold-medalists, and who aren't morbidly terrified at the prospect of dating Mayor Bloomberg's daughter. We'll see ya at Jake's Dilemma, Georgina!