Via a tipster on Gothamist Contribute, here's an amusing ad on Craigslist titled "Wanted: Old Insane Person To Rent To Me." Why insane? Well, there's this request, "Rent should be reasonable - even better if it's low or zero." Here's more:

Thinking about relocating from Detroit to New York to LIVE THE DREAM. My dream is to have an old, insane person rent a reasonably priced apartment to me and my husband and our FIVE PETS. I think that an old, insane person would be the perfect landlord for our unique situation because we have FIVE PETS and that seems like a lot of pets no matter where you live, but it's definitely a lot of pets if you live in New York - an old, insane person may not think it's a problem though...

- Location should be not too far away that my friends won't want to come visit me. My friends live in Brooklyn mostly (greenpoint, park slope, williamsburg) so any old, insane people that have places in those areas - GET AT ME.
- Apartment should be moderately well kept - you are insane so I can't depend on you to come and fix things...


Read the full ad here

—there's also a picture of one of the pups, Murdoch.