A classical violinist who was once dubbed "the Beckham of the violin" is embroiled in a suit/counter-suit dance with his stripper/porn star ex-girlfriend, according to the New York Post. The two are fighting over competing claims that he coerced her into drinking his urine, and that she extorted him in return for her silence over weird sex stuff after he stopped supporting her monetarily. It appears this is how you become the "bad boy of the violin world."

Garrett, who is obviously a so-called bad boy because of his hat, is counter-suing his ex-girlfriend, stripper Ashley Youdan aka Kendall Karson, for $10 million, claiming that her $12 million lawsuit alleging sexual and emotional abuse is just an extortion attempt. Garrett claims in his countersuit that he was tricked into thinking Youdan loved him, and despite putting her up in his Manhattan apartment; giving her a $10,000/month stipend, and encouraging her to leave pornography for an honorable career in real estate, Youdan threw parties in the apartment when Garrett was on the road.

That, combined with Youdan's continuing appearances in XXX films, caused the two to break up in March of 2015, after which Garrett claims Youdan demanded $300,000 in exchange for not dishing about their relationship. Garrett, who was also once referred to as the Brad Pitt of classical music, says that he paid Youdan $15,000 ,but that her demand was then upped to $15 million after that payment. Youdan's attorney called Garrett a pervert who's dangerous to be around in a statement to the Post, and I called my parents and asked them why they didn't tell me how interesting my life could have been if I'd stuck with the violin after the fifth grade.